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Pappu - chaddi lelo chaddi lelo.
Girl-tume sharm nhi kya, gande shabd bol rhe ho, koi dusre naam se kahte.
Pappu- chitra de cover lelo. Chitra de cover lelo.
Ek Ladki apne Boy Friend ke sath Ghoom Rahi
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Itne me us ka
... husband aa gaya aur uske Boy Friend Ko Maarne laga..
Ladki - Maar saale Ko
Apni biwi ghumaata nahi hai,
Aur dusro
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1 Murgi ne india pakistan border par1 Anda diya.Dono desh1 ande k liye larrne lage,
Faisla hua jo dusre desh ki zyada ladkiyo ko kiss karegaanda uska hoga
,Indians ne 20,000 pakistani Ladkiyo ko kiss kiya,Pakistani excited ho kar
bole:= Ab humari bari hai.Indians:= Chhoro yaar Anda tum hi rakh lo..
Arz kiyA hai...
DiL me koi gum nahi...
BaatoN me koi dum nhi...
Ye group hai NAWABO ka...
YahA koi kisise kam nhi...'
Oyyeeee Thoko Thoko
Ek kudi nu green suit ch Dekh K munda Bolia: Poori Hari Bhari fasal lag rahi aa.
kudi- Veerey,Tera Jija Roz Rat Nu 2 Baar Pani Launda...
Hari Kyu na Rahungi...
Girl to Doctor . .
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Girl: Meri skin bahut soft and
sensitive hai,
aur rang bhi bahut gora hai.....
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Main sone se pehle kya laga k
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Doctor: Darwaze pe KUNDI.
Dost Qabar par aye thay diya jilanay kay liye
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Dost Qabar par aye thay diya jilanay kay liye.
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Kambakht phool bhi lay gaye Valentines mananay kay laye
Mainu Aas NaHI C k TU Inj
Chad Jana
C,
eH Sahaan Da Rishta Inj Tod
Jana C ,
Ki Mileya Tainu Inj YAAR,,,,
Nu
Ujaad
Ke Yaara,
Mainu Ujaad Ke Kehra Taniu
Rabb Mil
Jana C,
1.saheli jehra kam kehdiii .munda ohda hi krda...
usdi niki niki gal vich hamii purii bharda..
par
bapu de 100war kehan te v munda kade nakka nhio morda...
sara din khapdaa khet vich bapu ..
munda firda vehla te kade dakhaa
punjabi,hindi chutkule ,shayari te sms
Meri Kabar Pe Mat Gulaab Leke Aana
Na Hi Haathon Mein Chiraag Leke Aana
Payasa Hu Main Barso Se Jaanam
Botal Sharab Ki Aur Ek Glass Leke Aana.
Santa ik STD te gaya. STD operator nu 2 thapar lagaye te phone karan lagga.
Poocho kiyuunn?
Kiyunki STD te likhya c Fone karan to pehle 2 lagao
(Add digit 2 before dialing)
Yaar hove oh jo kare pyar te jatave na..Sanu hove dard te oh seh pave na..Jad vemile japfi pake mile..Avein beganiya de wangu hath milave na.Like12,349 people like this. Be the firstof yourfriends.Rabb kare sadeRabb kare sade yaar muskraunde rehen,Sohnia nu tarpaunde rehen,Yara nal mehfila v launderehan,Kuri na fase koi galni, customer care nal kaam chalaunde rehan
Punjab wich sabb to wadd bolya jaan wala
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Aya bus 5 minute wich .
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Kinna time lagna .
.bus 5 minute
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Kinni ku duur aaa.
.phunch gya bus 5 minute wich
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No matter how far you are eh
Zindagi Khubsurat Hai Par
Mujhe Jina Nhi Aata.,
Har Chiz Me Nasha Hai Par
Mujhe Pina Nhi Aata....
Sab Mere Bina Ji Shakte Hai.,
Sirf Mujhe Hi Kisike Bina Jina Nahi Aata.... :-|
POTA: "Dadu Dadu batao na
Bacche kaise
paida
hote hai..??.
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DADA: "Aasman se pari aati
hai or
bachche ko
maa k pet me rakh deti hai
POTA:"Dadu...a b woh suhagraat wala
system
khatam ho gaya kya.. ?
Pota rocke
.Dadu shocked
Girl:-Ki Tu Mera Aashiq aa?
Boy:- Haan!!
Girl:-Chal Fer Mainu 1000 Da
Recharge Kra K De..!!!!
Boy:- Saliye Mai Tera Aashiq aa
Vodafone Walya Da Jwaayi Nai.....