EK GAREEB mareej
Dr. saab main bimar han
Dr. aah ly dwa
2 chamach sawere
2 chamach dupyri
2 chamach saami
mareej
Dr. saab mere kol eyne chamach nai hygy tusi dwa e badal do
Pappu ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhada or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya
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1 Admi ne poocha: o paaji, Kya Darwaza Bechna h?
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Pappu: Nahi Tala Khulwana hai Chaabi gum ho gayi hai.
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Hanso mat
Joke abhi aage hai
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Admi Pappu se: Agar ghar mein chor gh
Train main water supply nai thi..
Ek passenger ne TT se poocha..'train main paani to hai nai..mujhe do number lagi to kaise karunga?'
TT-Abe too karega waise hi jaise Karta hai,ye pooch ke dhoyega kaise
Ek Ladki apne Boy Friend ke sath Ghoom Rahi
thi.. .
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Itne me us ka
... husband aa gaya aur uske Boy Friend Ko Maarne laga..
Ladki - Maar saale Ko
Apni biwi ghumaata nahi hai,
Aur dusro
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1 Murgi ne india pakistan border par1 Anda diya.Dono desh1 ande k liye larrne lage,
Faisla hua jo dusre desh ki zyada ladkiyo ko kiss karegaanda uska hoga
,Indians ne 20,000 pakistani Ladkiyo ko kiss kiya,Pakistani excited ho kar
bole:= Ab humari bari hai.Indians:= Chhoro yaar Anda tum hi rakh lo..
Arz kiyA hai...
DiL me koi gum nahi...
BaatoN me koi dum nhi...
Ye group hai NAWABO ka...
YahA koi kisise kam nhi...'
Oyyeeee Thoko Thoko
Ek kudi nu green suit ch Dekh K munda Bolia: Poori Hari Bhari fasal lag rahi aa.
kudi- Veerey,Tera Jija Roz Rat Nu 2 Baar Pani Launda...
Hari Kyu na Rahungi...
Dost Qabar par aye thay diya jilanay kay liye
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Dost Qabar par aye thay diya jilanay kay liye.
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Kambakht phool bhi lay gaye Valentines mananay kay laye
Girl to Doctor . .
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Girl: Meri skin bahut soft and
sensitive hai,
aur rang bhi bahut gora hai.....
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Main sone se pehle kya laga k
soya
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Doctor: Darwaze pe KUNDI.
Mainu Aas NaHI C k TU Inj
Chad Jana
C,
eH Sahaan Da Rishta Inj Tod
Jana C ,
Ki Mileya Tainu Inj YAAR,,,,
Nu
Ujaad
Ke Yaara,
Mainu Ujaad Ke Kehra Taniu
Rabb Mil
Jana C,
1.saheli jehra kam kehdiii .munda ohda hi krda...
usdi niki niki gal vich hamii purii bharda..
par
bapu de 100war kehan te v munda kade nakka nhio morda...
sara din khapdaa khet vich bapu ..
munda firda vehla te kade dakhaa
Santa ik STD te gaya. STD operator nu 2 thapar lagaye te phone karan lagga.
Poocho kiyuunn?
Kiyunki STD te likhya c Fone karan to pehle 2 lagao
(Add digit 2 before dialing)
punjabi,hindi chutkule ,shayari te sms
Meri Kabar Pe Mat Gulaab Leke Aana
Na Hi Haathon Mein Chiraag Leke Aana
Payasa Hu Main Barso Se Jaanam
Botal Sharab Ki Aur Ek Glass Leke Aana.
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