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TC - टिकट दिखाओ... पप्पू - ऐ लो सर... TC- अबे ऐ तो पुरानी टिकट है... पप्पू - तो ट्रेन कौन सी अभी SHOWROOM से निकली है... 😛😛😜😜😂😂😜😜

एक शराबी छत पे से नीचे गिर गया. सब लोग आए और पूछने लगे के क्या हुआ?? . . शराबी - " पता नही भाई..... मे भी जस्ट अभी नीचे आया हूं "

Girl : "bhaiya samose acche nahi bane aaj,, Kal waale acche the." :/ :( . . . . santa ( samoshe wala ) : " "kya baat kar rahi ho madam ? . . . ye Kal wale hi toh hai." 😜😳😀 #akhi

पति पिकनिक पर पत्नी को शमशान घाट पर ले आया। .. पत्नी : ये कहाँ लेकर आ गए? पती: अरे पगली.... लोग मरते हैं यहाँ आने के लिए।।

ਰੱਬਾ ਉਪਰ ਬੈਠਾ ਤੰਗ ਕਰੀ ਜਾਨਾ � ਯਾਦ ਰੱਖੀ ਉੱਪਰ ਅਸੀਂ ਵੀ ਆਉਣਾ।

Teacher: When was Rome built? Pappu: At night. Teacher: How can you say that? Pappu: Because my dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Jeeto: Till what time have you been sleeping? Pappu: Till the time you didn't wake me up!

During Maths Class: Teacher: Pappu, tell me what is the value of X? Pappu: Sir, Jaan Thi Wo Meri!

Teacher: Batao 'A' Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai? Pappu: A Kya Bolti Tu!

Bunty: Look at this old photo, look how ugly I was. Pappu: You took that photo yesterday?

Teacher: Hindi Mein Anuwad Karo, "There was a fine line between Amitabh & Jaya." Pappu: Amitabh Aur Jaya Ke Beech Ek Mast Rekha Thi!

Teacher: If you think you are good and fast in maths then tell me what is 12 x 45 = ? Pappu: 132 Teacher: That's wrong. Pappu: But it is fast!

Santa: Beta 5 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai? Pappu: 6,7 Santa: Wah Mera Beta Toh Bada Hoshiyar Hai, Aur 6,7 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai? Pappu: 8,9,10 Santa: Kya Baat Hai Beta Aur Uske Baad? Pappu: Ghulam, Begum, Baadshah...!

Mom: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Pappu: Padh Raha Hun. Maa: Excellent! Kya Padh Rahe Ho? Pappu: Aap Ki Hone Wali Bahu Ke Messages!

Teacher: Batao Semester System Se Kya Fayda Hai? Pappu: Fayda Toh Pata Nahin, Par Bezati Saal Mein 2 Baar Ho Jati Hai..!

Pappu: You know I fell off a 50 ft tall ladder once. Girlfriend: Oh my God! how did you survive? Pappu: I fell off the bottom rung!

Teacher: Batao Date Aur Taarikh Mein Kya Anter Hai? Pappu: Ji Madam, Date Par Delhi, Mumbai, Chandigarh Ke Ladke Jate Hain Aur Taarikh Par Ghaziabad, Meerut, Muzaffarnagar Ke Ladke Jaate Hain!!!

Aunty: Beta Tum Kya Karte Ho? Pappu: I make News reach it's target audience. Aunty: News Reporter Ho? Pappu: Nahi, Akhbaar Fekta Hu!

School Mein Admission Ke Liye Interview: Teacher: Beta Aapke Papa Kya Karte Hain? Pappu: Jo Mummy Bolti Hai!

Police: What happened? Pappu: I can't find my girlfriend. Police: Kab Se? Pappu: Bachpan Se!

Pappu: Maa Aaj Dal Khane Ka Mann Ho Raha Hai! Jeeto: Itne Paise Nahi Hai Chup Chap Butter Chicken Kha Le!

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TC - टिकट दिखाओ...

पप्पू - ऐ लो सर...

TC- अबे ऐ तो पुरानी टिकट है...

पप्पू - तो ट्रेन कौन सी अभी SHOWROOM से निकली है...

😛😛😜😜😂😂😜😜

एक शराबी छत पे से नीचे गिर
गया.
सब लोग आए और पूछने लगे के
क्या हुआ??
.
.
शराबी - " पता नही भाई..... मे
भी जस्ट अभी नीचे आया हूं "

Girl : "bhaiya samose acche nahi bane aaj,,

Kal waale acche the." :/ :(
.
.
.
.
santa ( samoshe wala ) : " "kya baat kar rahi ho madam ?
.
.
.
ye Kal wale hi toh hai." 😜😳😀

#akhi

पति पिकनिक पर पत्नी को
शमशान घाट पर ले आया।
..
पत्नी : ये कहाँ लेकर आ गए?
पती: अरे पगली....
लोग मरते हैं यहाँ आने के लिए।।

Teacher: When was Rome built?
Pappu: At night.
Teacher: How can you say that?
Pappu: Because my dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Jeeto: Till what time have you been sleeping?
Pappu: Till the time you didn't wake me up!

During Maths Class:
Teacher: Pappu, tell me what is the value of X?
Pappu: Sir, Jaan Thi Wo Meri!

Teacher: Batao 'A' Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai?
Pappu: A Kya Bolti Tu!

Bunty: Look at this old photo, look how ugly I was.
Pappu: You took that photo yesterday?

Teacher: Hindi Mein Anuwad Karo,
"There was a fine line between Amitabh & Jaya."
Pappu: Amitabh Aur Jaya Ke Beech Ek Mast Rekha Thi!

Teacher: If you think you are good and fast in maths then tell me what is 12 x 45 = ?
Pappu: 132
Teacher: That's wrong.
Pappu: But it is fast!

Santa: Beta 5 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai?
Pappu: 6,7
Santa: Wah Mera Beta Toh Bada Hoshiyar Hai, Aur 6,7 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai?
Pappu: 8,9,10
Santa: Kya Baat Hai Beta Aur Uske Baad?
Pappu: Ghulam, Begum, Baadshah...!

Mom: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Pappu: Padh Raha Hun.
Maa: Excellent! Kya Padh Rahe Ho?
Pappu: Aap Ki Hone Wali Bahu Ke Messages!

Teacher: Batao Semester System Se Kya Fayda Hai?
Pappu: Fayda Toh Pata Nahin, Par Bezati Saal Mein 2 Baar Ho Jati Hai..!

Pappu: You know I fell off a 50 ft tall ladder once.
Girlfriend: Oh my God! how did you survive?
Pappu: I fell off the bottom rung!

Teacher: Batao Date Aur Taarikh Mein Kya Anter Hai?
Pappu: Ji Madam, Date Par Delhi, Mumbai, Chandigarh Ke Ladke Jate Hain Aur Taarikh Par Ghaziabad, Meerut, Muzaffarnagar Ke Ladke Jaate Hain!!!

Aunty: Beta Tum Kya Karte Ho?
Pappu: I make News reach it's target audience.
Aunty: News Reporter Ho?
Pappu: Nahi, Akhbaar Fekta Hu!

Police: What happened?
Pappu: I can't find my girlfriend.
Police: Kab Se?
Pappu: Bachpan Se!

Pappu: Maa Aaj Dal Khane Ka Mann Ho Raha Hai!
Jeeto: Itne Paise Nahi Hai Chup Chap Butter Chicken Kha Le!