Santa-Agar Bhais Ko Akal Aa Jaye To Kya Hoga


Banta-To Wo Khud Hi Dudh Me Pani Milana Shuru Kar Dengi
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Santa-dunia mein sab se dukhi aadmi koun hai ?
Banta- panipuri wala !
Santa- kaise?
Banta-kyuki ladki kuwari ho ya married “BHAIYA” hi bulati hai.
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santa-Oye ajkal tu muje msg kyu nhi karta?
banta-baarish ho rahi hai na isliye
santa-baarish ka msg se kya lena?
banta-abe saale,msg bheeg gaya to?
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SANTA-Aaj Kal Tere Chehre Pe Kuch Jayada Hi Ronak Dikhai De Rahi Hai Teri Bimari Kaha Gayi..?
banta-Ha,Aaj Kal Meri Bv Mayke Gayi Huyi He
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Santa Ko Fasi Sunakr Juj bola Akhri Bar Kise Milna Chahoge
Santa-Bv Se
Judge-Ma bap Se Nhi
Santa-Ma-bap to Agla Jnm Hote Mil Jaege,Bv K Lie 21 saal wait krna padega
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Judge:-Tumhara Jurm Sabit Ho Chuka Hai,
Kal Tumhe Phansi per Latkaya Jayega.
Santa-:Wo To Theek Ha Lekin Utara Kab Jayega.
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Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.?
Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8.
Santa: Thank God ,I Have Only 6 Children..!!
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Santa: abe ye gaddaa khod ke mitti kaha dalu??

banta: abe itni bhi akal nahi hai tujhme?
dusra gaddha khod aur usme daal de..
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SANTA:Waiter aisi chai pilao jisko pee kar tan man jhum uthe or badan machalne lage,

Waiter:Sir humre yaha bhains ka dhudh aata h NAGIN ka nahi.
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Chain msg by santa:
Plz is msg ko itna fwd krain k
Meri girlFrnd tk paunch jaye
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“Preeto Tune Sim Change Kr K acha nhi kiya”
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Santa-Kal Tum Mayke Gayi Piche Se Chor Aaye aur Mujhe Bahut Peeta

Wife-Aapne Shor Nahi Machaya?

Santa-Mai Teri Tarah Darta Nai Jo Chilaau..
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:: santabanta sms ::
Santa: Mene tuje letter likha, fir b tu shadi me q nhi aya?
Banta: letter nhi mila.
Santa:To saale maine likha to tha ki letter mile n mile, aana zarur.
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A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible?
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B'coz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... wherever you go out network follows.
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:: santabanta sms ::
Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain,
Banta child - how?
Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakad lete hain.
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SANTA Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhaad Ke Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Ja Raha Tha.
Kisi Ne Puchha: Oye Kahan Ja Rahe Ho?
SANTA:Chabi kho gyi h Taala Khulwanay ja rha hun..........
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santa was withdrawin money from ATM. Banta was just behind him in d line. HA!HA! Banta said,"I have seen ur pasword. its four asteriks. Santa replies ha!ha!ur wrong. its 1258
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Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir. Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me warm?
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Santa - My wife died yesterday.. Im trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do? Banta - No Problem. Just Imagine she Came Back.
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:: santabanta sms 140 words ::
How can a Santa kill a Lion?
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Santa thinks & thinks hard... & comes to a conclusion: "I'll drink Poison.. & let the Lion eat me."
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Interviewer: What is skeleton? Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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Doctor asks Santa to give urine sample, stool & sperm sample for his yearly checkup. Santa: I'm in a hurry doc, can I leave my underwear!
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Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
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:: santabanta sms 140 words ::
Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
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Nurse:- Apke Judwa Bachhe Hue Hai Santa:- Ye toh hona hi tha, program hi aise dekhti thi. INDIAN IdOL 2 NACH BALIYE 2 DHOOM 2 Nurse:- Aacha hua delhi 6 nahi dekhi..........
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:: santabanta sms 140 words ::
Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi".
Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.
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Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain..
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Santa Public toilet gaya aur 1 Ghante baad nikla
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bahar baitha Jamadaar bola- 20 rupe
Santa- saale Toilet me baitha tha, 'Cyber Cafe' me nhi
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:: santabanta sms ::
Santa bank me paise nikalne gaya...

lady cashier ne kaha so so ke du to chalega?

Santa: pagali tere sath to khade khade bhi chalega
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Santa: Meet my wife Tina
Banta: Oh! I know her
Santa: How?
Banta: We were caught sleeping together.
Santa: What the hell!
Banta: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class
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:: santabanta sms ::
Santa ne chalenge kiya..... "Ke wo kutubminar ko sar pe rakh k mumbai le jayega" Saare news wale waha pahuch gye.... Tab bola "Bas koi utha k sar pe rakh de"
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