santa in Coffee shop wth wife.
santar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jaye gi.
Wife:ki frk painda hai?
Srdar: Bywakof Rate List dekh
Hot coffee Rs.15
Cold coffee.45
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Santa: is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.
Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?
Santa: replies "Saali train late aati hai to socha kahi bhook se na mar jau..

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Santa: Meri Biwi Mujhe Chhod Ke
Chali Gayi..
Banta: Tu Uska Khayal Nahi Rakhta
Hoga.?
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Santa: Arre Yaar,
Sagi Behan Ki Tarah Rakhta Tha..!

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Police To Santa: Jail Me Kaise Aana Hua?
Sir: Media Wali Ladki Ki Wajah Se
Police: Wo Kaise?
Uski T-shirt Pe Likha Tha "Press"
Maine Daba Diya!!

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Teacher: Who Is Terrorist..?
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Santa: Terrorist Is A Tourist
Who Comes From Other Country,
To Celebrate Diwali In Our Country
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Santa ne Achanak Aankhe kholte hue kaha, Doctor sahib,kya mera Operation kamyab raha?
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Sabar se kam lo beta, Mai Doctor nhi, "YAMRAJ" huo
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Very funny girlfriend boyfriend jokes 2016-
Girlfriend- Mat karo kisi baat ke liye ettna jor
nahi to boyfriend bana lungi koi aur dungi tumko chor..
Boyfriend- Sweety mene tere credit card par le liya 25,00000 loan
Tu maat jana mughe chhorkar tere siva mera hai koon
Boyfriend rocked Girlfriend shocked..

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New Boss-employee jokes-
Employee-Hello Boss mughe terrorist ne pakad liya hai
dono hath kaat diye, 1 aakh phor de, kidney nikal liya
Boss-dekh le ho sake to aa ja yaar aaj Audit hai...

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