Amli jad vi Kapde Dhon lagda ta us Sameye meeh
payen Lag janda
ik Din Dhup Nikli Ta .....??
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Amli Ne Sukar Kita Te Bhaj KE
Dhukan To Saraf Lain Gaya ....

Aje Dhukan vich Vadyaa Hi C Ke
Badal Upar jor jor Di GArje
Amli Upar Nu Mooh Karke Kehnda
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Kidar ?????
Mai ta Biscuit Lain Aya HA ....
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Nawa nawa Viah Hoya .
Oh Sharmma Reha C ......
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Samaj Nahi C...
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aa Rahi kida Gal Shuru Kare

Phir Housla Jeha Karke Vahute Nu Kehnda
.
Tuhada Naam Ki Eh Ji......?
.

Vahute V Sharmonde Hoye Boli....

Viah De card Te Kehre Bhu Da Naam Likhya C.....
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Wad rahi Thand Nu Dekhde Hoye
Sarkar Ne allan Kita HAi Ki?????
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Nahaye Hoye Bande Nu Shuhan Wale
Bande Nu Vi Nahaya
Hoya Hi Manya Jawega ....
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" Badhe Waqt Baad aaj Phone Te Usde Awaaj Sune ,
.
Ta ;
.
Dil Ne Dhadk De Hoye Keha
.
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Jaldi Yaad Kar Kanjra Ah KEhri AA....
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Sir: Which Is The Most Dangerous Alphabet?
Sharma: Ji, �W�.
Becouse All �Worries� Start From W.
Top Examples:
Who.
What.
Why.
When
Whom.
Where.
War.
Wine.
Whisky.
Woman.
And Finally..
Wife (Worries Invited For Ever.)
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Teacher To Student: Sanu Murgi Ki Dendi Ae?
Punjabi Student: Mam Pata Ni..
Teacher Again: Aapne Desh Da �Father Of Nation� Kaun Ae?
Punjabi Student: Mam Pata Ni..
Teacher: Saanu Vaddo Vadd Kini Speed Te Drive Karni Chahidi Ae?
Punjabi Student: Pata Ni..
Teacher: Chal Kal Yaad Karke Aayi, Ok?
Next Day At School Teacher Chalo Sunao Ki Yaad Karke Aya?
Punjabi Student: Mam, Mahatama Gandhi Ji Sanu 90 Di Speed Limit Te Eggs Dinde Ne.
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Santa: Oye Tenu Pta Hai Sarkaar Ne Chaar Aane Band Kar Dite Hai?
Banta: O Kyun Santa Oye Sarkaar Kolo Ek Anna (Hazzare) Nhi Sambhalya Jaa
Rhea Te O Chaar Aane Kivein Sambhalegi..
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Custmer: Teri Majh Di 1 Akh Ta Khrab Hai, Fer V Tu Isde 25 Hzar Rupye Mang
Reha Hai.
Santa: Tenu Majh Dudh Peen Layi Chahidi Hai Ya Nain-Matakka Karn
Layi..
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